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schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.
During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"
by s1165096 March 24, 2009
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schmageggy

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.
"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"
by umbie March 22, 2004
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schmaded

totally and completely faded.
Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.
by qdizzle June 17, 2003
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schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy
jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!
by Devan September 13, 2003
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schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth
I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.
by Sandee May 30, 2006
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schlagel

"hey, that water leak is going to turn into a massive schlagel in this sub zero weather."
by Restless1 February 11, 2008
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schmugel

cum color anal discharge usually presant after anal sex. schmugel
rudy had schmugel running down his leg after the fed ex guy left. schmugel
by kreeper6677 March 5, 2009
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