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Get the Per Schlanka mug.Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.
Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.
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Get the schmunktail mug.Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?
He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.
He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.
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