Schlorter

1. A person with a small penis.
2. A man with a shlort (a small penis).
3. A person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.

"Jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom." "Wow, but isn't he a schlorter?"

by LeSquidface October 11, 2016

schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.

Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich

by Shawn Durkin February 22, 2008

Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.

My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.

by Wildrover October 1, 2011

schlode

1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.

'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'

by 'schlode' February 10, 2007

schloperty

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

Schooter

Short for school shooter

Yo did u see that schooter last week? She fucked up real bad. Fuckin bitch killed dozens of little kids

by Mooseking69 October 6, 2019

schlottfeldt

Schlottfeldt is a German last name that smart, crazy, weird, and beautiful people has

Like Sandro Schlottfeldt or Naomi Schlottfeldt

by Nsv December 6, 2019