schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

schloompa

A large hairy dong.

Mark was sucking my schloompa last night.

by Schloompalover July 11, 2016

Schlomp

To kill some terries

Let's schlomp some terries

by CREZ0M June 19, 2017

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

Schlomp

To be an over obsessive gay

Mark is such a schlomp

by GarretStreams August 20, 2020