Schlaushtered

Utterly and completely destroyed. Unable to ever regain a grasp on reality due to being beaten so badly. Destroyed on a level that cannot be quantified in a trillion years.

Being defined by, I schlaushtered you so bad today.

by Digital Davy February 6, 2024

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 11, 2018