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Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease 

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.
Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.
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The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.
"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

schlagheck

A bomb ass art teacher who is a great guy to have a conversation with.
Drinks tons of water and is swimming in women.
Man that guy is such a Schlagheck
schlagheck by WomanLover69 May 13, 2018

schmaggered 

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered
schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schlag on my knob 

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.
Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.
schlag on my knob by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

Schlagercore 

A subgenre of Electronicore music that combines elements of Schlager music with Metalcore. Its most popular examples are Hypa Hypa and Hurrikan by Electric Callboy.
"You know, I was just listening to Electric Callboy as a joke before, but Schlagercore is really growing on me."

Cooter Schlag 

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.
Cooter Schlag by Dogisgead June 30, 2020