schizopervia

the ability to see 69 everywhere

Micheal has schizopervia. When he went to his myspace profile, the first thing he noticed was that he had 69 friends.

by Anonymous..................damn it, how many people use "anonymous"? April 29, 2008

Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.

{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.

by lubaver September 30, 2021

Woman Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking

person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"

person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"

person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"

by GETBACKINTHEKITCHEN February 20, 2011

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
psychotic disorders...

Paranoid Schizophrenia

Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Among Us Schizophrenia

A disorder that causes the victim to see the characters from the videogame Among Us in everyday objects.

Character 1:Hey what's going on with Character 3?
Character 2:He has Among Us Schizophrenia.

by GildedSpark March 14, 2021

Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and ventured into the territory of lifting to suppress the demonic entities that plague his every moment. Also is almost always a targeted individual wanted by the federal government.

Hey have you seen that schizo lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out on bench press.

by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

schizophobia

Someone who is scared of schizophrenic's or scared of becoming schizophrenic.

Dude im schizophobic,

wait your scared of schizophrenia

yeah its called schizophobia

by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008