aj scheme

Schemin on the low; to scheme in the thought that you will not get caught

Who took my lighter? Prolly an act of Aj Scheme.

by PartyAtMango August 19, 2014

Schechner

Adj. the quality of being a badass motherf---er.

"Dude, that guy at the bar is totally Schechner

by PirateNinja June 14, 2003

Schamcy

In the early 100BC, teenagers used to place bananas in their armpits and do a dance known as the 'Schamcy' and in the process the bananas would be smashed and the person performing a Schamcy would have a spiritual vision. Some claim to have witnessed a black Jesus Christ in a thong. Sometimes an Emo-Buddha, or a naruto character claiming to be Allah. And a few times some saw the hindu god Visnu and Siva pretending to be Al Gore and President Clinton. Of course, the Schamcy isn't practiced that much anymore, most of the people who practiced Schamcy were kidnapped by the goverment and placed on secret islands near the bermuda triangle.

yo did you hear that historians found mummies that performed Schamcy? that's some crazy shit

by Poseidon_the_conquerer July 7, 2011

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009

schecter

Company that makes aweseome yet underated guitars. Also the brand used by synyster gates and zacky vengeance of the popular band avenged sevenfold.

Me: Aw, i found this awesome guitar!
Friend: What is it?
Me: Schecter!
Friend: A what?!
Me: The guitar brand that Syn uses! Schecter!

by seizetheday610 May 19, 2006

schema boy

Lil peep fan boy

Im a mufuking schema boy

by Immustyaf December 28, 2018

Schecking Out

To express extreme emotion towards an individual or inanimate object, such as a rock or wall. This can happen without warning and leads to everyone calling it an early night. Symptoms include crying, yelling, punching, and a loss of self-worth. Comparable to freaking out, but with an added dimension of anger and frustration.

Did you hear about the guy at the party last night, he was schecking out on the beer pong table.

by KeithPhef May 5, 2009