A mechanical gift from Alu that blessed us with his voice, music skills, and fabulous style of fashion. The second thing you see after seeing a talking penis.
by TheTexas May 24, 2017
one of the worst characters to exist. the only people who could like him either have really bad taste, or have a degrading kink
by lqkq May 26, 2022
little mfer with a MASSIVE hat. he’s in genshin impact in the unreconciled stars event but he better be in inazuma when it’s released or everyone is gonna be mad. has one of the best character designs in game but isn’t a playable character
Person 1: what do you think scaramouche’s weapon will be when they release him as a playable character?
Person 2: I think he’ll yeet his hat like a frisbee
Person 2: I think he’ll yeet his hat like a frisbee
by *opens umbrella indoors* April 23, 2021
by vixprisun October 17, 2021
A person who thinks he/she is all that, but they aren't all what they say they are. You maybe have heard it in the song "Bohemian Rapsody" by Queen (ROCK ON!)
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 3, 2004
scaramouche is the sexiest fatui harbinger. hes so hot when you see him you cum on the spot. this man can look both submissive and breedable and dominant and infertile at the same time. the second you lay yours eyes on him you will never see anyone hotter ever again. his voice doesn't dissapoint either
Scaramouche can use me as a condom if he wants to - cum in me then throw me away.
If Scaramouche slapped me I would apologize for getting his hand dirty.
If Scaramouche slapped me I would apologize for getting his hand dirty.
by scaramouches dickwarmer November 23, 2021
SCARAMOUCHE IS SO SMEGSY he is so smegsy hot the puppet from genshin impact
hoyoverse mad ehes design so fuging smegsy broooo hes a very smegsy boi hes hawt 😋😭
i would smash that mf🥰😋 nom nom nomnom onmonmn omom nmonmo monmonmop omomnmo
hoyoverse mad ehes design so fuging smegsy broooo hes a very smegsy boi hes hawt 😋😭
i would smash that mf🥰😋 nom nom nomnom onmonmn omom nmonmo monmonmop omomnmo
Scara 1#: SCARAMOUCHE IS THE HOTTEST MAN LIKE LOOK AT HIM hes so hawt hes a handsome boioioio
Scara 2#: I know right hes so smegsy boi hes personality is so hawt
Scara 3#: SHHHHEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH he one seggsy mf👹 *cooms*
Scara 2#: I know right hes so smegsy boi hes personality is so hawt
Scara 3#: SHHHHEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH he one seggsy mf👹 *cooms*
by scaraisssooohot January 25, 2023