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Scandinasian

A person of mixed race who's background is both Scandinavian and Asian.

The term is occasionally thought up by individuals (usually those who are Scandinasian) without outside influence, but has existed for decades, if not longer.
Man: That girl. She's both Swedish and Chinese, so what does that make her? Asian or Scandinavian?

Woman: Both. She's Scandinasian!
by A_Scandinasian November 21, 2012
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Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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Scandinavia

The countries in Europe that speak a Scandinavian, and thus Germanic, language. I.E. Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.

Iceland is sometimes included and maybe Greenland (because Denmark owns it).

Notice that Finland is not Scandinavian. Their language is not Germanic and Scandinavians get made when Americans lump Finland into Scandinavia. Granted, Finland is a Nordic country.
Yo, Scandinavia is where it at. Hot women, socialism, clean environment, and hot women... you just have to pay around 50% of your taxes tho.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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Scandinavian Double-Team

The Scandinavian Double-Team is a complex sexual position that involves two men, a woman and a bunkbed. One man lies on his back on the bottom bunk while the other lies on his stomach on the top bunk. The woman gets on top of the man on the bottom bunk in the cowgirl position. A hole is cut in the top mattress, creating a glory hole effect, so that the man on top can receive a bj. The men then grab each other's arms and thrust violently, great pleasure for the men and the woman. The act finishes with a creampie/facial combo.
John: Dude, did you hear about what Stu and I did last night?

Mike: No what happened?!

John: We gave that nasty bitch from the other night the Scandinavian Double-Team! Shes gonna be sore for weeks!
by tiny twanger October 10, 2011
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Scandinavian

The world's most beautiful men.
Good gods, look at all those hot, Scandinavian men.

I have a Scandinavian metal guy fetish.
by NoctisSaturnia January 19, 2009
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scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.
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by Astrabacus May 2, 2010
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Scandinavian shuck off

When three women from Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark attempt to shuck an ear of corn using only the lips of their pussy. A Scandinavian shuck off is a annual event at harvest festivals.
Hey, Oleg did ya see last year’s Scandinavian shuck off?
by Krunkuncle Hobart April 18, 2020
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