swimsexual

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other

1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual

by To swaggie for you May 4, 2015

scrapsexual

when a human beings sexual attraction is limited to certain scraps in the rubbish, pollution, and dirty materials and objects.

"Lilly keeps digging through my trash at night and wakes me up, I think shes scrapsexual!"

"My weird friend Georgia hs been sexually eyeing my empty yogurt cups a bit often than necessary... I think she may be scrapsexual, or just has a weird fetish for empty yogurt cups. "

by georgefaxel October 12, 2020

ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇

Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯

by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020

Saesexual

Someone who's standards are too high to date or love someone else sexually

Don't get too close to her she's saesexual

by Lazy lazie July 15, 2021

SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.

Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.

by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010