Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 24, 2018

Chodi Scalipini

An extremely erotic sex move. Involves an Italian smelly woman and a Chodus Maximus. The smelly Italian rubs her Hairy nipples and armpits all over a veil scalipini, which you then proceed to pour all over your chode. She then proceeds to lick and taste the Scalipini off your chode.

Yo, so I was chillin' with my home-boy, and he was talkin' bout how his momma was givin' his deadbeat daddy a Chodi Scalipini.

by Iheartguch January 12, 2011

scalping

the act of buying multiple graphics cards using bots to resell them at an exorbitantly higher price. common problem in ebay.

damn it, scalping made the rtx 3080 out of stock in 1 minute.

by bruhinator 2000 December 3, 2020

Scarpino

A dumb fuck who has no friends and has the dick the size of a peanut also is a disgrace to the human body

Your a real Scarpino

by Big toe 115 February 25, 2019

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010

Waistband Scalping

When your waistband tugs on your pubes and it starts pulling them out.

I have a bad case of Waistband Scalping.

by VestiaryGolem2 June 19, 2018

Scaling the Fish

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".

"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."

by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008