scallop

Any of various free-swimming marine mollusks of the family Pectinidae, having fan-shaped bivalve shells with a radiating fluted pattern. Taste like ass.

I went to a restaraunt and got some scallops.

by ...me... May 18, 2006

Scallop

A shaved pussy

She shaves her pussy so much it is a fresh scallop

by Mongoliod1535 February 4, 2019

scallop

Usually not real shellfish but a circular plug of fish meat with almost no flavor.

She ordered scallops thinking that she was getting shellfish. Luckily there was enough sauce so that it still tasted okay.

by Gnarlstoe Charlemagne October 7, 2006

Potato Scallop

The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions

My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex

by Zachory October 8, 2020

New Jersey Scallop

A hubcap with some cheese on top.

What's the best Scallop you ever ate?

Definetly not the New Jersey Scallop

by Finstrr September 17, 2011

Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008