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Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus

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1. A waitress or waiter in the state of Arkansas, especially in the city of Little Rock, that unexpectedly shows you his or her ass crack while you are sitting eating dinner.
"Oh my god Patrick look at that!" That waitress just unleashed the Arkansas Crack-A-Saurus....
by ELGenerali February 17, 2010
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Fail-O-Saurus Rex

A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.
Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.
by locheland December 18, 2009
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Sayuri

A women who is feisty and has a big imagination. They are carefree and live with an open mind. They are not scared and will not back down from a fight. They’re always in your corner and can’t say no to a challenge. They are loyal and have an amazing fashion sense. She loves the outdoors and is a total adrenaline junkie
Sayuri is so unique, you have to just stop and stare in awe
by Black/White24 April 27, 2019
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Sayuri

Sayuri is an amazing person. She is sweet, kind, generous, confident, friendly, outgoing, caring, loyal, honest, trustworthy and clumsy. She isn’t one to judge and will accept people for who they are despite their looks, races, religious backgrounds etc. She is very keen on sharing and helping those in need even if it means risking everything she has. She is a loyal friend and will always have your back and stand up for you when needed. She is an honest person and you can always expect her to tell the truth as well as rely on her with keeping your secrets safe and fulfil her promises. She can be clumsy at times (and occasionally bump into poles every now and then) but would still be able to make people laugh. She is a special and unique person who loves her family and friends and is willing to do anything for those she loves. She goes through a lot of bs but manages to remain cheerful and happy for the sake of others. Sayuri is an amazing person that we all love and we should all be grateful to have someone like her in our lives.
WE LOVE YOU SAYURI!
by noname......... March 6, 2021
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Saybrugian

A person who is a member of the greatest residential college at Yale University - Saybrook College. A Saybrugian (said with a silent g) is at once classified as attractive, intelligent, and fun.
Maya Lin was a Saybrugian, while Rory Gilmore was a Branfordian.
by Saybrugian July 1, 2009
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Allah-saurus

Allah-saurus

If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
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