When you go to a young peoples meetup group and it turns out to be over run by retirees with grey hair. They do not like being called old. They prefer young and fun. So they allow you to stay as long as you volunteer to be their slave. You cook them food, serve them drinks, ladel their soup, shine their shoes, wax their little red sport cars, and rub their moldy feet for a nickle per hour.
Joe: last night I went to the young peoples networking event on meetup
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd
by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016
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by Phoenix440 October 20, 2016
Get the sausous mug.the school that is the definition of trash. white girls who wear only gymshark and lulu to make their ass look fat, and flat iron their hair to the point of breakage. the football team yells “ramchop” every year just to get absolutely pummeled by riverview. the boys wear cutout shirts to show off their side boobs and minuscule arms while wearing 5-inch inseams that go so far up their ass that they just might be gay. the bathrooms are vile. every stall has graffiti ranging from motivational quotes to the n-word. but hey, if you don’t have nic, someone in the bathroom got you! and the security guards have given up a long time ago. SHS is the only school where you can say that the security guard fought chuck norris. keep lookout for the student section at the football games, though, because if you walk under them, they will bark so loud in your ear that you will have a migraine for the next 2-5 hours. if your type of girl is pick
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
student 1: “do you see that giggly little bitch with the pin straight hair and push-up bra?”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
by sotajit October 19, 2021
Get the Sarasota High School mug.Where you go to let your soul die. Everyone knows everyone there is no secrets. Can’t find a real friend here for the life of you, oh and dating ? Forget about it. everyone just gets passed around like one giant incest pool. the police department all locals. just mad they weren’t popular in high school so they take it out on whoever they feel like. also if you’re even mildly of any color other than white you will feel like u never fit in no matter how many years you live here it is run by white prejudice people it is what it is. There is no growth opportunity here for a young adult whatsoever. Basically a giant white retirement home so if you like to have nothing to do on a Friday and constantly be talked about and backstabbed your whole life come on down.
by LickmehballZ January 2, 2023
Get the Sarasota mug.A city in SW Florida that is 50% elderly retirees, 25% black thugs, and 25% white trailer trash meth or heroin addicts. The blacks and dirty whites constantly try to kill themselves and each other off, while the old folks call 911 to complain about all the noise from the gunfire reaching their penthouse condo. Meanwhile, local police insist there is no crime here.
Straight outta Sarasota yo! Bang bang skeet skeet! Wanna get fcked up? Just do it quiet so granny don't complain!
by Choadly McChoad May 31, 2018
Get the Sarasota mug.Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.
by Dan00 August 19, 2008
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