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satans scrotum

a term used to express how hot it is
Damn,it's as hot as satans scrotum out here
by ryan conner October 9, 2007
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Satanism

The most realistic religion on the planet. It preaches belief in oneself as the ultimate god. While true Satanism has nothing to do with Christianity(except to point out Christianity's obvious flaws), it does reference it a lot in order to clarify its own belief system.

Basically the main difference between Chritianity and Satanism is that Christianity preaches that you should harm no one, not even your enemies. Satanism, on the other hand preaches that you should harm no one unless they cause, or intend harm to you, in which case, you should kick their fucking ass.

The only real flaw in Satanism is it's name. If it were called something else, it might be more widely accepted by other people.
Satanism is a great religion, but would be a lot more popular if it was called something else, like maybe Humanism...
by Kronen V2 May 8, 2010
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Annos Satanas

System of time based around the number 9. Primarily used by the Church of Satan. Commonly abbreviated A.S.
Barack Obama was elected president in XLIII Annos Satanas.
by E5150 August 28, 2009
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Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.
by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010
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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
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spenard satans

The Spenard Association Trails And Neighborhood Safety. a bike club turned musical group that lives, works, and plays in Spenard, Alaska.
Are you going to the spenard Satans show tonight?

Hell yeah see you at the roadhouse.
by dirtyboytheOG December 10, 2010
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Satanist

Free thinkers, people who can think for themselves and have faith within themselves instead of putting their lives into the hands of someone who no one knows if they really exsist.
They don't worship satan or god...or any higher power...they worship themselves...they believe they are their own god and that they are responsible for their own actions.
I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exsist!
by Meagen January 21, 2004
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