sasquash

an abnormally tall and large freckled monster, resemling a human with red hair. often seen lurking in the woods or jungles making strange, deep, moaning sounds.

On the Windham Mountain lift, a sasquash was spotted in the woods between the trails.

by Big Texas July 29, 2008

sassmaster

One who provides sass. Usually is quite sassy.

Barky is a sassmaster.

by Gucci a la Flair July 11, 2009

Sasquatchewan

That rural Canadian province which is home to the majority of the Bigfoot population.

I'm gonna make a trip to Sasquatchewan and see if I have any luck sighting a Bigfoot.

by QuacksO December 29, 2012

city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014

Sasqualien

A combination of a sasquatch and an alien. This creature has the big head and big eyes of an alien,it also has the body and the hair of a sasquatch. It drives a Ford Taurus Wagon with 18 inch chrome-dialed rims. This Creature also carries around an abyssal whip made from it's home planet, Orthon. When you get whipped by it you turn rabid and obtain pneumonia. This deadly ,mysterious creature lives in woods near redwood trees,usually in Iowa. If you see one dont make eye contact because it has poisonous laser vision and will shine it's lasers on yours and you will be blinded. What you want to do is yodel with your eyes closed and hop up and down on one foot. That scares them the most. There are only 69 Sasqualiens left in the species. Be careful!

Oh my god, I just saw a sasqualien. It looked mad because I just scratched is vehicle. Here he comes,I'm dead.

by Bob Berson January 8, 2007

Sasquatching

Sasquatching is to do nothing with your day because you deserve it!
To be cosy, relaxed and chilled out on a weekend with no plans.
The ideal Sasquatch; watch tv/read, stay in pyjamas/bed eat lots of food and nap

“Say, Mike, what are your plans for the weekend?”

“Oh you know me... I’ll be in the house, Sasquatching”

by Tru_definition November 10, 2018

sassmaster

1. When the word is accompanied with 'The', it is referring to Brian Bell, the guitarist from the American alternative rock band, Weezer. Fans devastatingly describe Bell as being "easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined." He repeatedly demonstrates his sassiness with moves like 'The Impossible Bend' and 'The Power Rise'. Basically, if Brian Bell had a perfume, it would be named Sass in a Glass.

2. One who displays sass on a daily basis with no apologies. Note that true sassmasters do not claim to be a sassmaster, otherwise that just makes them a tool. They are humble about their exceptional amounts of sass, which just makes them even sassier.

"Look! It's The Sassmaster!'

Person A: "I'm such a sassmaster."
Person B: "Nope, you're just a tool."

by brianbell=sass December 18, 2010