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Sautee the sardine

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.
Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
by FishLover87 July 20, 2011
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Flying Sardine

Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.
Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.
by JonathanChance September 30, 2003
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Chocolate Sardine

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.
I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!
by MonkeyClaw® May 12, 2011
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Microwaved Sardine

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.
Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine
by cutmybumcheeks March 6, 2019
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Sardine

when your eating out an older lady and her clit falls into your mouth and is salty like a sardine.
I was eating out Andy Clark, From 23 main street, grandmother and her clit fell off into my mouth and I ate all of it's salty goodness, like a SARDINE.
by Juddy Smith December 22, 2004
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sardine spacing

(In computer programming) A style of formatting source code characterized by an extreme lack of spaces and newlines.
Michael and Chris favour sardine spacing for their code.
by Pistos March 30, 2009
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sardinize

1.the state of being sardinized. 2.smashed together in a tight space.
last night we were sardinized in a bed with four people in it.
by R&B4ever August 9, 2010
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