Making a Sandwich

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.

"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'

by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

marshmallow sandwich

When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!

After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!

by TNfiend March 28, 2022

Make Out Sandwich

When you're at a party the two couples next to you are making out and you're in the middle, forever alone. And you're fifth wheeling like a champ and pretending to be occupied elsewhere because those blonde asian bitches won't dance with your sorry ass. So then you're just standing there between those lovers sucking face.

This phenomenon first occurred at JMaddy.

MT: I can't get over that awkward make out sandwich from last night. Like I'd come up for air and you'd just be standing there. Loser.
MC: :( No one loves me
RV: Never partying with you again. Lame sauce.

by 4everalonest@r September 7, 2011

Make me a sandwich

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.

*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.

by da tr00f July 27, 2009

Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes

by Duck monster March 6, 2014

bitch make me a sandwich

What you put on a sign and bring to a women's rights rally.

Bob put "Bitch make me a sandwich" on a sign and got knocked the fuck out.

by outlaw June 19, 2006

mayonnaise sandwich

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.

Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!

by Dirty January 3, 2004