by ndm1598 November 9, 2014
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Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017
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This is where a man will put his penis inside his/her anal cavity blocking off any gases trying to escape (this often works better when the reciever is ill). Once the recipient can no longer hold their fart in, the man replaces the penis with his mouth allowing the very acidic fart to spray into his mouth causing blistering and swelling at the back of the throat. Some people choose to deficate into the mouth afterwards to ensure infection. This act became popular and mainstream in the 90s.
Fancy a Samoan blowback?
Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.
Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.
by Mirko Mirko December 9, 2010
Get the Samoan Blowback mug.It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
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by Areyman45 December 11, 2021
Get the It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? mug.A sexual move. One person holds a clear glass plate over their own face while the partner shits onto the plate. The move is said to be sexually arousing for the "taker" bc they like to watch their partner's butthole dialate.
Sarah and I were getting freaky last night, we were going to do the dishes anyways so I gave her a samoan peso first.
by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008
Get the Samoan Peso mug.two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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