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Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.
by DurtyDan July 20, 2009
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Samardeep

A very loving, sweet, respectful guy that treats females with respect. Samardeep to not focus on what other guys focus on in a woman. He a deep understanding of life and cares about other feelings. Samardeep has the most tranquilizing eyes that you could ever see. If you could get a Samardeep you will love your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen Samantha?
Girl 2: Yeah, ever since she got with Samardeep she has had some type of weird happy glow.
by LOVE_ LEGEND November 24, 2018
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Polish Salad Bar

Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
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Nuff Salad

variation of "nuff said".

used to end a shit talking battle
Nukka- alex ur a little bitch

Good kid- kid u copy all my quotes nuff salad, hold the crutons
by Alex ZaBs April 11, 2010
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Jeff Samardzija

Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.
Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.
by circushead January 12, 2007
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Saladboy

i) Someone that often brings salad to work in a plastic lunch box. The salads can be any sort of regular salad like turkey salad for example and they can be dressed in any condiments such as mayonnaise and mustard mixed together.

ii) A prison bitch. Someone that is made to eat another inmates ass-hole on a regular basis i.e toss his salad.
Not Dave: What's that banging sound?

Dave: It's just me shaking my salad box to mix in the dressing.

Not Dave: You eat salad everyday don't you?

Dave: Yeah I do. I love eating that salad. Saladboy was my nickname in prison but it was for a different reason.
by Not-Paul November 17, 2009
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salad tram

A tram which carries lots of salad.
"Oh wonderful salad tram
Rocking side to side
Over an icy bridge
Of pepperoni and slime"
by Kenjii1234 May 12, 2009
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