Tard Safari

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

by Tomalo October 10, 2011

Safaa

Safaa is a beautiful funny girl. She's amazing and if your her friend your really lucky.

She's funny like safaa!

by Madmop123 November 17, 2016

Saera

Dictionary meaning: Beautiful and Strong.

A cheeky, talented, hard working, fair minded, enigmatic, wise, ethical, and beautiful girl. She has many admirers. Also a person who is there when I need her and will try to do her best to help whoever she can. Although merciful if wronged, she will fight for her beliefs if she had to. Her brave spirit will trample any enemies that try to destroy her or her loved ones, but will do it with such fervor yet elegantly so.

People who usually hate Saera are secretly jealous of her. No one should blame her, as she is as lovely as a goddess. But Saera has too much love for humanity to have such real hate.

Saera's come in small packages. A unique name fitted for a unique personality.

There is only one Saera whose petals fallen like a snowdrop. Yet those petals can sting the flesh like a fresh bee-stung on a spring day.

Goddess-like

Not a vegetarian a humanitarian

by maelstromx89 February 22, 2010

Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

sabrage

A sabrage is a technique for opening a champagne bottle with a saber, used for ceremonial occasions. The wielder slides the saber along the body of the bottle to break the top of the neck away, leaving the neck of the bottle open and ready to pour. The force of the blunt side of the blade hitting the lip breaks the glass to separate the collar from the neck of the bottle. One does not use the sharp side of the blade. The cork and collar remain together after separating from the neck.

When it comes to using the sabrage technique, it’s not sharpness or size of the blade that matters, but more importantly, it is the strength of the impact.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 6, 2018

bbc safari

to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"

by Mel loves the BBC April 20, 2008

Youtube Safari

When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.

"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"

by Snakes_In_Flight February 28, 2010