by shitful February 22, 2004
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noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
by Gunguy November 1, 2014
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The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016
Get the safety shit mug.A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 14, 2009
Get the safety poo mug.Extremely catchy song by the synth pop group Men Without Hats. It's about nonconformism and doing your own thing.
The Safety Dance Lyrics--
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
by Taylorman June 17, 2006
Get the the safety dance mug.When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.
OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
by captain longdong December 1, 2020
Get the Safety squints mug.1. Soles of the feet that were blackened by walking barefoot through Safeway.
2. Term that describes very dirty feet.
2. Term that describes very dirty feet.
by ChipTM April 21, 2008
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