Holy Sacrament

The act of ejaculating a cross on the females forehead after oral sex. Especially funny and/or offensive if the girl just happens to be catholic.

In the name of the....Father (nut), and the.... Son (nut)

by Wyldkat74 March 24, 2005

Sacramento Kings

Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.

The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...

by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Sacramento Birthday Party

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob

Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party

by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017

Sacramento

A dark emotional space that everyone goes through during some point in their life.

Dave: What's wrong with Jill? She looks shredded, emotionally.

Bonnie: No, she's just going through a Sacramento. She'll be all right in the end.

by greatredhope April 6, 2017

West Sacramento

Between Sacramento and Davis. Boring as hell. Nothing to do out here cept smoke. Never any cute females out EVA. Broderick out ain't ghetto like it used to be. Cops just patrolling like they gunna do something but really don't give a fuck bout anything. Home of river city high school (a.k.a river shitty) and slutty h.s. girls. 8 yr old sleepovers go harder than the parties out here. The only good thing out here is Beer Pong. We got some of the best players out here and custom tables that got #HAM!

1) I'm going to West Sacramento.

Why? there is nothing to do over there.

2) I live in West Sac

Where is that at?

West of Sacramento dumb ass

3) I just got some females number from West Sac

She gotta be hella ugly then

by Cuban47 July 17, 2011