sockage

A comical situation which involves the showing of one's socks.

"WOW! Look at that sockage!"

by Fred Gosling May 14, 2005

Sockage

Sock that is visible.

Check out that guy's sockage.

by Sockage is everywhere May 14, 2005

swing out suckage

The look in your partner's eyes when you try a swing out and it sucks.

Leslie and Evadne gave me that swing out suckage look again.

by Islanddogg January 23, 2008

Suckage

1) The moment when the shit hits the fan
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation

ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck

1)
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"

by 3R!C@ January 24, 2009

Snackage

What to call your significant other when you want to compliment them without being too basic.

"My girl is a snackage, a snack + the full package."

by beneficial913 October 9, 2017

Suckage

A form of fellatio but of a much more powerful magnitude. Legend has it that the suction power of a "suckage" is comparable to a space station in Earth's orbit having a sizable air leak, causing everything within to pull toward this cabin discrepancy.

Aye yo! Last night, Jay Ghee gave me that some of that infamous slimey suckage. She sucked the meat right off my dick!...

by TheThotHunter January 1, 2019

Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.

After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.

by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007