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Schmock

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.
look at this schmock
by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009
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Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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schmobbel

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.
oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)
by big herbs July 25, 2020
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Schmoe

A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.
"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."
by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009
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schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.
"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"
by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005
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schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.
* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy
by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017
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Schmoe

Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2
"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear
by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018
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