social sabotage

Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.

"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"

by Richie Man April 26, 2014

Self-sabotage

Something your brain does to you when you find something your heart feels it's amazing, but due to some unfortunate circumstances and bad decisions on both sides, your brain now tries to distract you from the person/thing you want so much due to past trauma so your heart won't get hurt with all this intrusive thoughts and things that you could do.

Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?

Pers2: I feel like my brain is trying to self-sabotage it, cause it gives me all this intrusive thoughts and makes me say dumb shit, so I'm working on it, cause I really don't want to lose him. I'm trying to understand my emotions and thoughts better.

by Im7 October 9, 2023

sabotage-massive

badness to the max.
the highest order of wrath.

michelle and sarah are part of the sabotage-massive, everyone better watch their backs!

by serra March 11, 2004

sabotage-massive

when people have nothing better to do than make up words and think their cool because of it

to try and fit into society these two girls became sabotage-massive

by seth May 14, 2004

Self Sabotage

Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.

Person 1: "Awh fuck."

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot November 27, 2022

Jukebox Sabotage

When you are at a party / pub / night venue of your choice and enjoying your current playlist on the jukebox, when someone changes the track without notice to something much, much worse.

'I was loving the bon jovi power ballad until some twat committed Jukebox Sabotage and we were left listening to Ryan fucking Adams!'

by BazookaLaPaul December 28, 2005

Baby Sabotage

When a bitch gets pregnant on purpose to keep her guy around

Vicky got pregnant on purpose to keep Greg around!
Poor Greg.. victim of baby sabotage..

by Mary Lamm February 11, 2014