saber-tooth pantie cricket

A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!

Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!

by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

fucking saber-tooth tiger

1) N. a woman who is 40 years or more older than her sex partner/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend

2) N. a "cougar" to the EXTREME

1) Harold and Maude (1971 film): Maude is 79, she developed a sexual relationship with Harold who is 19. She's a fucking saber-tooth tiger.

by -Highschooler January 29, 2010

fucked up saber-tooth tiger

The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.

She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.

by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021

saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016