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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010
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Scorge

1. a highly offensive term for something that is unpleasant, of no value, or of inferior quality. Also, rubbish, abysmal, disgraceful

2. a highly offensive term for human or animal excrement. shit or poo

3. an offensive term for somebody who is vastly overweight and unhealthy. A fatty or a porker

4. an offensive term that deliberately insults somebody with a learning disability or somebody regarded as unintelligent. Someone who is disabled or retarded
1. "Your drumming is appalling, it is utter Scorge."

2. "Look at the huge Scorge that's been left in the men's toilets."

3. "Have you been eating king-rib suppers for breakfast, lunch and dinner? You look like Scorge."

4. Check out that Scorge over there, I think he has down's syndrome.
by Jake Spike September 23, 2006
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SWORGE sworded swogger swore Snorge swodge swoger snorgeling sporge swogen

Slorge

The opposite of a chode. In other words a really skinny dick.
"Dude I have a chode"
"Dude I can wrap my slorge around your chode!"
"Sweet!"
by Jedi318 August 22, 2009
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swerger

when two or more swerges merge into a giant swerge
dude, that swerger last night was awesome
by megamind27 December 4, 2010
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swooger

The inevitable slimy booger that rests on the curl of your upper lip unknowingly while swimming.
Dude, wipe off that massive swooger before you get back in my pool!
by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014
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storge

A person who acts tuff but is actually a little bitch on the inside
Thugg: Eyy yoo man, gimme ur lunch money or ill BASH you.
Victim: no u storge
by gordon ramsay is a stoner August 31, 2017
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Swoggers

A fucking combo between swag and poggers.

I can't make words lol
Ej: Omg dude that's so swoggers.
Jeff: I know! The most swoggers thing ever.
by AcherianLIVE August 18, 2021
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