Anti-Swoon

Unenthusiastic fainting.

person a: "hey, did you see that celebrity across the street?"

person b: "yeah, but he's totally an anti-swoon"

by JimmysBigJimmy October 13, 2017

Toon Swoon

The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.

"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."

by kitschicat June 10, 2012

swoon

Making someone love you. Most effective way to use is by making sure to tell the girl that you have 1000 fortnite wins and have a 40 kill game.

I'm gonna swoon her

by WillSoutham December 29, 2018

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

swoon

Is a way online to show that you are attracted to them, you often make a "whoooo" sound when swooning

hot person: hi
person: Oh, hi *swoon* whooooo

by Elner January 1, 2018

Swoon

A word used as a substitute to "Junky" or an other substance abuser

"Jake is such a swoon."

by Walmart Shopping Cart May 19, 2023

Swoon Magnet

When someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint

Hamish was the ultimate swoon magnet

by Huttie March 16, 2017