What EA(electronic arts) uses to describe lootboxes to try and avoid government involvement from their games.
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA
Along with this, they have likened their fanbase's consumption of lootboxes in games such as FIFAto the consumption of a Kinder suprise egg, which unlike lootboxes doesn't come packaged in an already 60 dollar video game and has some sick ass toys in it and doesnt have less than one percent drop rates for highly wanted items
The GIF you can see below is a representation of EA's higher ups profiting off children who spend all of their parents' money on "Surprise Mechanics" in the hopes of getting their favorite soccer player in FIFA
"They aren't lootboxes, they are just surprise mechanics!"
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"It isn't kidnapping, it's just surprise adoption!"
by tiddeh July 19, 2019
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Guy 1 after watching the new spiderman: "Wow, that was a great movie!"
Guy 1 watching an interview on the movie: "WHAT? He's British? Damn, what a surprise british."
Guy 2: "Did you know that that guy in the Dark Knight is also British?"
Guy 1: "No..."
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Guy 2: "Did you know that that guy in the Dark Knight is also British?"
Guy 1: "No..."
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Fatima: *random photo* "Surprise shawty!!"
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I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.
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