Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!

by E hates Q January 12, 2022

middle class sugar baby

Middle Class Sugar Baby: A female gold digger who goes after highly paid blue collar workers in order to live a great life. She is very pretty in a 80s way.Her targets are Truckers, Police Officers, Firemen, and Oil Riggers. She is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one. Dress like across between 80s Slut from Long Island and Gothic Lolita. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state.

Becky is a Middle Class Sugar Baby. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state. Becky is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one.

by DonaDiabla June 3, 2014

Sugar Junkie

A person who have a SERIOUS sugar addiction.

Sugar junkies are commonly found among computer geeks,couch potatoes,and fat people,but anyone can become a slave under the sweet goodness of sugar.

"I tried to give up sugar compleatly last week,i ended up shaking on the sofa,to weak to move,and with tears rolling down my cheeks.Im such a sugar junkie!Is there some kind of rehab for sugar addictions?"

by electrogiirl October 24, 2008

Sugar Purse

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.

Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!

by DaDonk August 5, 2009

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Sugar in the gas tank

Having effeminate mannerisms or being a closeted homosexual.

Is he gay? Well, I think he has some sugar in the gas tank.

by beepbopboop2 May 19, 2021