Snottermelon

A dude who uses talk of snot, projectile vomit and poop discussion to woo a girl in a sweet way.

"Oh Snottermelon, thanks for the picture of that dude puking out his nose".

by dorkasaurstrikesagain June 22, 2009

snottered

When you have had too much alcohol to drink.

That man over there looks a bit snottered!

by ziggy9325 December 21, 2013

type stutter

The unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when your thoughts move faster than your fingers and you begin to type a word or part of a word before you've finished a previous one.

Intended sentence: Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

Type stutter: Man, I'm so hungould eat a horse.

by salemsays December 27, 2010

shotter

A Drug Dealer

'Big up all the shotter dem, never be forgotten dem' MC Riddla

by juxjux September 8, 2003

Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

The Slotter

A fully fledged puzzle enthusiast and extraordinaire whom correctly slots puzzle pieces at a ludicrous rate. The Slotter cannot be rivalled by any other puzzler.

"Watch out The Slotter is slotting at 100 slots per minute."
"The Slotter will defeat that 5000 piecer like harry defeated voldemort"

by thebaldinggremlin January 28, 2015

Secret Menu Spotter

Someone who seeks out secret menu items not listed for public viewing and shares it with the world. Most restaurants have secret items not listed on the menu.

A Secret Menu Spotter recently told us that Burger King makes burger bowls with no bun upon request.

by America's Broadcast Journalist March 2, 2015