Moron in Mistubishi Lancer Evolution: God damn that Subie looks good. Looks faster than what I have. *sadface*
Smart guy in the Subaru WRX STi: I pity a fool in an Evo.
Smart guy in the Subaru WRX STi: I pity a fool in an Evo.
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Get the WRX STi s203 mug.for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)
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Get the Subaru WRX STi mug.The most notorious out the trio (player, manwhore, walking sti), the term is a derogatory term for an extremely promiscuous man. The walking sti is literally what the name implies, as this subject will usually have slept with so many women that the odds of having contracted some type of sti are most likely very high. The complete opposite of the player, the walking sti values quantity over quantity. His reputation is usually bad among both males and females, and unless dramatic changes are made, will most likely never establish a meaningful relationship with women, as all he will want of them is sex. This term is best used for the select males who hook up with women for one night and then never speak to them again, or otherwise treat them poorly.
G1: OMG, WHY ISN'T BOB TALKING TO ME? I THOUGHT WE MADE A CONNECTION LAST NIGHT...
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.
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Get the stinky motorboat mug.A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.
{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
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