Steamy Jack

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.

"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"

by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007

steamy grumpy

tossing a grumpy while someone is in the same room taking a shower

my girlfriend was in the shower when I woke up, but I had to go, so I tossed her a steamy grumpy and boy was she mad.

by Mattyg2000 June 29, 2008

steamy bucket

Unloading a big steaming pile of excrement, sometimes specifically into a small container or an actual bucket, especially during cold periods when you can see the vapors exuding from the pile.

This little creature filled such a huge steamy bucket, what the fuck?
BRB guys, filling the steamy bucket.
Steamy bucket time!

by NCLP January 16, 2020

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020

Steamy man sex

when two or more meaty man hunks go at it in a sauna, very hot, very secksy and above all very sweaty

wanna have some steamy man sex later?
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by Choongmeister616 November 18, 2020

steamy collins

Leaving large amounts of Phil Collins songs in a bombardment like manner via YouTube on a person's Facebook wall. Steamy Collins typically must include "In the Air Tonight."

"WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE? YOU GAVE ME A STEAMY COLLINS!"

by Q.C.Drums February 15, 2010

Steamy Kitty

The rare reverse of a hot Richard. Usually takes place while lying on a couch together watching reality TV, preferrably shows with the words "real" or "top" in the title or anything on Bravo. The female is the outer spoon (which contributes to the rarity of this event) while the male is the inner spoon. The male relaxes and releases a hot sometimes smelly flatulence directly on the female's genital region.

Dude1: last night we were watching the Hills and it turned out that Spencer cheated on Heidi.. I was so surprised that I gave my girl a steamy kitty.
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!

by Roberta Jenkins April 20, 2009