Squeet

1.Squirrel Meat

2.to ejaculate. cousin to the word skeet, but only used for men under 5'2"

I waited until she went, then I could finally squeet.

by JohnnysGaL February 17, 2010

Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

by RageKage August 27, 2006

squeet

to 'squee' and 'skeet' at the same time.

Squee: a noise to denote excitement.

skeet: to jizm on yourself.

Person 1: Tegan and Sara just came out with a new album!

Person 2: OMG! They're so hot, and i'm so excited; I just squeeted on myself! FANGIRLFANGIRLFANGIRL!!!!

by Queeniefakesit November 10, 2009

Squeet

Combination of the words SQUARE and FEET.
Square feet.

Ted and Gary were looking for a decent sized apartment. Something in the neighborhood of 1,200 squeet.

by Christopher Mulcahy December 1, 2007

squeets mcgraw

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.

ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!

by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.

1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.

by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011

yeet chicken squeet

A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.

Me: Send Nudes?
Her: What are we ?
Me: Yeet Chicken Squeet!

by $imoney7 October 24, 2016