squeeb

To rub your head up and down on a surface.

don't Squeeb the floor.

by A guy named John October 15, 2003

squeeb

1. To catch a small air; 2. smaller version of a "boarding" trick.

Did you see my squeeb on that rail?

by petrol July 8, 2003

squeeb

greater boston slang for a tobacco cigarette typically used with irish in the suburbs

hey dude squeebs for reebs? (asking to trade some cigarettes for beer)

by frieda khalo December 14, 2008

Squeeb

A: A jelly fish like motion

B:The feeling you get after eating too much and feel as if you must roll yourself out of a restaurant.

C: Justin Bieber (squeebs)

A: Watch me squeeb to this song.

B: Whoa, i'm so full.. help me squeeb on out of here.

C: I love Justin Squeebs (the beebs).

by Nooch and Scrooch June 13, 2010

Squeebs

A faggots dog.

Squeebs bit the fuck out of me.

by boerspouuut September 15, 2010

squeeb squab

The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.

Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.

by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020