Speedy Gonzalez

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
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Speedy noodle

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle
by Speedy noodle May 01, 2020
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Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
by David December 16, 2004
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speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
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speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.
Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"
by weezlhed January 18, 2010
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the speedy hunter

Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"
by king nacho March 06, 2005
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Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.
Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!
by The Zombie Man Cam October 09, 2011
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