Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

your as cute as a speckled pup

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !

Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

by Donkey Barn's April 15, 2017

corn speckled brown trout

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

by NonPracticingAtheist July 31, 2016

Smeckledorfed

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.

We Have Been Smeckledorfed

by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

Smeckledorfed

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.

The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.

by usparrow1 February 3, 2019