Prune Smuggler

A younger man who is banging, or trying to bang older women. For example, a 24 year old who's screwing, or trying to screw a 60+ year old.

Chuck: Dave, I saw you car at Rose's house last night. WTF?

Dave: Huh, Nothin'. I was helping her with her computer.

Chuck: Bullshit, you Prune Smuggler... did she take her teeth out first?

Dave: <silence>

by -Kley- December 7, 2010

butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011

cum smuggler

A person who is willing to hold jizzum in their rectal cavity to cross international lines, which is illegal to take biological matter to other counties. This is a big biz in S.E Asia.

Wow, if you did'nt know him you would think munch is a big cum smuggler

by joey k February 10, 2005

yo-yo smuggler

A woman with tight pants on.

A woman who has a cameltoe.

Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!

by Cleef August 28, 2005

Pumpkin Smuggler

A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.

Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"

Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

pickle smuggler

An adjective that describes homosexual men, ass-pirates, queers, Barrett, Wolfy, or any man going by this name. Putting the pickle (also see: cock) in any body orphus, especially the mouth or anus cavity. Lubricants such as warming jelly, super-wet, or saliva will do. The smuggling may occur while another man in unconscience or sleeping.

Barrett slipped something in that man's drink because he is a pickle smuggler.

by pickle smuggler September 18, 2005

balloon smuggler

A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled

hey dude check out that balloon smuggler over there....lets tag her

by adam April 6, 2005