Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 2, 2022

I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Bitch-Smite

To utterly destroy someone, as if you were a divine entity. Synonym for p0wnt or rape (non-literal definition). Usually used to put n00bs out of their misery.

"That's it! Your n00bery ends HERE! *BITCH-SMITES!*"

or

"whatsh tyhe edit buttopjn for????ones!"
"... *Totally Bitch-smites!*

by Ben Hurr June 16, 2005

Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"

Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...

by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018

Bull smite

Another word to say besides bull shit

That is total bull smite shut up

by Itsyourmexicanhomie November 10, 2018

Slut Smite

When a girl full force sits on someone's dick from a standing position

My boyfriend was pissing me off so I hit him with the Slut Smite

I broke my boyfriend's pelvis while slut smitting him

by bitchboibottomboomer May 10, 2022