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Trump Sweats

The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.
I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.
by lilnki December 7, 2016
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seatslap

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.
Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.
by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008
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Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.
Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick
by Therealdman January 28, 2021
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have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.
Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats
by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016
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herring sweats

Rejecting the suggestion of menopause symptoms by blaming consumption of certain foods.
Lynn's herring sweats wouldn't let her sleep and she blamed it on too much deli.
by Seattleforge March 16, 2015
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Seattle Sweatshop

Est. 2006: The act of defecating in a bag and leaving it under the bed. Then proceeding to max out the thermostat and fucking while aroused by the smell.
I can't believe my boo let me pull the Seattle Sweatshop off last night. I had to use the excuse that the air conditioning wasn't working.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.
Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!
by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011
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