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Slovakian munging

You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!
Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging
by BidNibbaRakishi July 23, 2019
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Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020
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Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.
Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.
by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021
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Slovakian Hexagon

The act of six men laying down in a hexagon on their sides in alternating orientations each one licking the one in front of theirs anus while all of them are jerking off.
Dude, I Slovakian Hexagoned with the boys last night when we were drunk!
by Acrobatic-Physics643 February 4, 2023
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Slovakian Slippy

A Slovakian slippy is a sexual act in which anal intercourse is attempted upon an unknowing victim. Its name is derived from the sneaky backdoor tactics taken by the Czechoslovakian underground during WWII.
The man claimed it was just an accident when he was turned down by a prostitute after attempting a Slovakian slippy.
by hollaatthemdollas972 March 29, 2009
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Slovakian bleeding

Slovakian bleeding is the act of inserting a vodka bottle into a sexual partners anus until it shatters and blood rushes out of the anus and you begin drinking up the blood, vodka and glass.
"Can you give me a good Slovakian bleeding?"
"No"
by NUCL3AR May 10, 2022
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