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Slimy Chinaman

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.
Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.
by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017
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Slimy gecko

Were your in the shower with your girlfriend and you turn her around to face the wall and shove your dick up her ass
My girl was crawling all over walls after my slimy gecko
by Glennzy June 14, 2017
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slimy bentley

when a dude covers his penis with molasses and proceeds to have anal sex
at first she just wanted the normal stuff, but after a few drinks she was ready for a slimy bentley
by marmalade drexel August 19, 2009
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Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011
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slimy jonathon

When a woman hocks a loogie on a mans dick and the man shoves it in her ear
Bro I just slimy jonathoned that chick and she is scarred for life
by The info dude December 4, 2015
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slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.
Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"
by lil tristxn maj April 3, 2019
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Slimy Chubbling

There are many variations of chubblings and chubbers, the slimy chubbling is a smaller however just as queer alternation of the family tree. Slimy chubblings often take on the form of sidemen and victims who fantasise about taking two BBCs up their behind. On the other hand they are failures at everything and fail to do this as they persevere to one goal, becoming a Slimy Chubber.
"Slimy chubbling get your queer ass over here, i want to insert a popsicle into your ass and suck it out."
by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018
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