Shredded

Mercilessly destroyin your friends with post spins

Nigga got shredded

by EGE x Phoria May 14, 2019

Shred it

When you keep talking about something no one in the conversation even cares about anymore.

Eric’s over there shredding right now.

SHRED IT BRO

by Jane with two l’s October 06, 2018

SHREDS

1. Only the coolest guy you'll EVER meet!

"omg its shreds off myspace"
"omg and he has a beard <3"
"omg lets go subside"
"omg get up off the floor, remove your hand from my knee and let go off my beard"
"ROFLAARP"

by beard4eva October 30, 2007

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 01, 2010

Shredded

To totally dominate the scales in scateboarding/snowboarding radness.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see me shred that rail?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro dude you totally shredded that rail"

by Devysaures November 17, 2015

shredded

extreme state of intoxiction from marijuana use often noted by staggering vision(like the picture lags) numbness of legs and arms very pleasurable feelings and sometimes paranoia,stoned,blazed,high

damn sammy smoked so much he was shredded

by Juan Gil April 25, 2005

Shredded

Shredded: So buff and so without body fat, that the lines and how toned one is, is as if their muscles have been shredded and glued back together is an attractive way.

Girl: Dayummm, dat boi is hwot!

Other girl: That man is a meat-headed, shredded machine!

by Truddledomotiquilurffluhop December 03, 2018