Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use

Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.

by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo

That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie

by babyshower69 May 29, 2022

Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

by ADray707 January 4, 2023

Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool

“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.

"Her baby shower was so amazing"

by Mr Sophic April 22, 2018