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Pigeon Shooter

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.
“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020
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I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019
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Shit shooter

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021
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shooters shoot

An exclamation or interjection. Used when taking a chance with a low risk but a high reward. Often an encouragement before making a proposition to the other sex. Can be used to dismiss a failed advance.
Hunter: Bro, you have to ask her to go with you to the date function, she is so hot!
Nico: But what if she says no?
Hunter: Shooters Shoot! Just do it!

or

Hunter: Did you ask her to the date function?
Nico: Yeah, but she said that she has an 8am class.
Hunter: But it is on a Friday night...? Oh well, Shooters Shoot!
by HunterUF May 26, 2017
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Shooter

A designated person whom you can rely on to rob or kill somebody; an indiviual who often carries firearms and is down to catch a body at any given time
"Dont make me call up my shooters on your goofy ass"
by Sosav3 January 13, 2016
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shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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shotterfall

(N)- the act of taking a full waterfall hit and proceeding to take a shot before exhaling
Damn those shotterfalls fucked me up last night.
by Lower West N3 December 15, 2011
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