Shoelace shit

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.

Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity

dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me

by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009

Tie the Shoelace

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

by Crustin April 30, 2006

Shoelace Belt

A shoelace belt is not for bending dowm when you skate, thats a complete misunderstanding. A shoelace belt is worn because it holds up your pants better when you are doing stairs.

When Kyle had to ollie the 8 step he proffered to where a shoelace belt than normal belt

by Ronnie "timmy" January 19, 2009

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Black Shoelace

1. If you were to wear black shoelaces around your wrist or ankle this means you’re anti-gun violence

2. Anti-gun violence/ anti-school shootings

Kids will often wear black shoelaces around there wrist/ankles in a silent protest

by CM2005 March 13, 2019