Shmeese burger

A normal cheeseburger with cheese removed, made with BBQ sauce, cheese, blue food coloring. and “special juice”. Rolled out and put in burger

I really want a shmeese burger right now

by Chefy boy February 16, 2020

Shmeople

Shmeat people

You know Chad with the small meat? I can’t talk to him anymore knowing he’s a shmeople.

by redtea21 July 7, 2022

Aunty Shmegs

Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.

“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”

by Samwitch August 19, 2020

shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

by Jon phone June 21, 2008

shmooshmite

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.

Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!

by K. Weezy May 13, 2009

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010