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Shits cashed bro

Something you say when the bowl is over because it's cashed. Continuing to hit it will only be deathly ash with some resin, an unimpressive hit results leaving you looking retarded.
-"Shits cashed bro"
-"Lemme see......... Fuck dude, shits cashed."
by Coldsmoke December 9, 2010
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Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.
Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen
by rubey rube October 22, 2009
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Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.
Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"
by zomblerz November 22, 2009
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shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder
While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.
by analearthquake June 3, 2011
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shits me to tears

Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'
This traffic shits me to tears,

the weather lately shits me to tears,

Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?
by jonoabroad September 26, 2007
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shits 'n giggles

Hey, don't freak out! The prank was only for shits 'n giggles!
by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003
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shits going down

when the anticipated event finally takes place right in front of you, this means that "shits going down".
joe and mike have been talking trash and now they are about to throw ones, finally! shits going down!
by smartsguy July 13, 2014
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